Introducing Steady Chem 2025

Randy Holmes-Farley

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It’s the product you’ve all been waiting for.

Minions in the HF basement lab have developed calcium neocarbonate.

It’s a special crystalline form of calcium carbonate not yet known to the public at large. It’s very special property is that it is exactly saturated in seawater at calcium = 420 ppm and alkalinity = 7.7 dKH. At any calcium or alk lower than this, it dissolves to exactly maintain them. At any value higher, it acts as a seed crystal to precipitate more. Thus, calcium and alk are held perfectly steady. And better still, this dissolution is not impacted by pH, temperature, or water flow.

One suggested use is as aquarium substrate. We call this smart sand. It can be colored white, black, or anything in between. It also glows red when exposed to UV at 380 nm. Gobies love it. The glow helps them see when under the sand.

Wait, there’s more!

The lab minions extended the theory to magnesium and developed magnesium pseudocarbonate. It maintains magnesium at 1325 ppm.

An finally, the hardest one to come up with, finished just last night around 2 AM, trace-O-matic. It dissolves to exactly maintain every trace element, whether biologically required or not, at exactly the concentrations found at a depth of 5 meters off Green Island in the Great Barrier Reef on June 15, 2024 at 7:30 AM.

Together, these inventions will completely revolutionize reefing. From the tiniest pico tank to the biggest public aquarium, all that is needed is evaporation too off.

Steady Chem is the trade marked name for the combination of these three products. Prices start at $27 per pound, but are cheaper by subscription. Delivery is always free.

The minions are currently developing a calculator to know how much is needed for any given aquarium!
 
Is it April fools day early? This sounds too good to be true! Amazing!
Can you give some details on how it is added to the tank?
 
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It dissolves to exactly maintain every trace element, whether biologically required or not, at exactly the concentrations found at a depth of 5 meters off Green Island in the Great Barrier Reef on June 15, 2024 at 7:30 AM.

*chef's kiss*
 
Randy, but does the neocarbonate smart sand keep all the good beneficial bacteria that Eli wants?

Great idea. I’ll get the minions to work on a version that kills all bad bacteria and provides a support for all good bacteria.
 
I was gonna post similar...
is this stuff rebranded SeaLab LOL ....

Seriously tho....sounds like a panacea
I was going to say the same thing, SeaLab No 28 :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:
 
Love it!
In all seriousness, I wish there was some alkalinity absorbing brick I could toss in.
Cut to size for specific alkalinity absorption rate.
Make it color changing so I know when to toss it out for a new piece when it reaches max capacity. (Better yet, sell its companion liquid to soak it back to new).
*probably small target audience but as long as the minions are in work mode
...alrighty then
 
Love it!
In all seriousness, I wish there was some alkalinity absorbing brick I could toss in.
Cut to size for specific alkalinity absorption rate.
Make it color changing so I know when to toss it out for a new piece when it reaches max capacity. (Better yet, sell its companion liquid to soak it back to new).
*probably small target audience but as long as the minions are in work mode
...alrighty then
They already make these!!


. . . they're called coral.
 
I was going to say the same thing, SeaLab No 28 :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:

That was the inspiration for this new type of chemistry. But gobies don’t care for substrate made of ground up Sea Lab 28. :)
 

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