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A husband who had been married 35 years, took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 35 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 55 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

His wife is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis....
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Gosh I love mine. She is 14 years older than me. I am 37 with 2 grandkids. I sleep next to a 51 year woman in a 20 year old bod. YYYEEAAA! I paid for it!!
 

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