R2R Cartoon Caption Contest - March 2019

[ReefJCB]

Someone should really tell them that that is a scallop and not a clam. It’s actually a piece of trash... not a pearl

 

[Lapras]

"Give 'em the clamp, Mimsy!"

 

[Frogger]

"5 bucks says this guy only loses 2 fingers"

 

[GoatmealJones]

Octopus to Octopus: "And then he said "I can probably trade this pearl in for one acro frag at my lfs!"
*joint octopus laughter*

 

[IGROZOAS]

“Hehehe, everyone knows you never remove the Tampax pearl from the clam.”

 

[BGrand]

Sweetheart watch this, I love the look on their stupid little faces when Sam the Clam takes a finger.

 

[Art2249]

Can't wait to start fragging!!

 

[Island Reef 242]

 

[drcole]

Silly humans, you can't make a pearl with a bare bottom, we got 'em!

 

[Bleigh]

Soon the nuisance human problem will be eliminated from this part of the ocean! BAHAHAHAH

 

[Gonebad395]

Herbie I told you they wouldn’t have wallets

 

[Demonic]

Researching sand.....Really!!!

 

[Gino]

Octo- "Yessss, it's going to be fun, this is going to hurt... touch it, touch it, touch it"

 

[SawSlinger]

Octopus to other Octopus

The shark was right, give her a pearl and they pair up

 

[alfieh0]

“I’ve made a use for that plastic ball, now the humans want it back”

 

[scriptmonkey]

"Silly Humans, pearls are for Clams"

 

[ScottR]

“She can’t see the aiptasia on the underside of that pearl? Hahaha.”

 

[JRAD]

These new specimens look good now- but they came from Drivers Den- I hear their livestock is sourced from Quality Terrain. They probably have ich, velvet and Uronema. Better get the copper!

 

[ForrestGump]

Sure they are brightly colored, but I still think those are the ugliest fish in the ocean!

 

[MikeO5422]

"How long until these TSA divers realize their $1000 Signature Collection (TM) Grafted Ice Grain (TM) is just oyster crap?"