Tell her you plan on selling corals and it’s such an easy way to make money. Then go and buy high end nems, strats, and ridiculous acros. Win win buddy!
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i'veHave you thought about creating some sort of elaborate story that gaslights your wife into believing its her fault the red sea tank didn't work out and that your actually saving her money from home damage expenses and numerous liabilities and that actually in this scenario your like a gift from god and she's lucky to have such a big brained guy around with so much foresight?
Honestly, I think this is the way to go...
YES!!!!!!Do you need an official looking message saying you won it in a giveaway?
If you give a mouse a cookie!Also. if you get her diamond earrings, she will need new shoes to go with them and then you will have to go on a trip so she can show them off. Then you will have to hire a tank sitter.
If you take her on a trip, she will need new shoes and maybe one or two new outfits. Still have to hire a tank sitter.
If you get her new shoes, she will need a new outfit to go with her new shoes. Then you will have to take her to dinner to show off her new shoes. But no need to hire a tank sitter... much less stress for you.
There are some things.... worse than death.you should add an option that says "Accept your fate"
cheers
Ummmmm. Not with the prices of inflation.So have you considered a Hermes bag?
YepOnly one way, imo. Been married 20 years. Now your wife gets to spend the same amount of money you did. It hurts, but not as much as the alternative. Good luck!
Yup. Send her away with Esteban. At least you have your tanksend her to the smokies with her new boyfriend. that way you have time to set the tank up and get it going.
win win.
My tangs are outgrowing my current tank! Thats it @BubblesandSqueakfunny, I just bought a new tank too. But I guess I have 4 months before delivery to figure out how to explain it. Hoping when it arrives she's not working from home. Thinking to buy a Regal and put it in the 32gal. Honey, I think your new fish needs a bigger tank?
yes dear, you always told me bigger is better. so now I'm going bigger.My tangs are outgrowing my current tank! Thats it @BubblesandSqueak