The Miracle Tank

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Three guys are on a boat. They have four cigarettes but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

 

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Happy Easter ,Kat and Katrino's... :)

 

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[Fin]

Hey, that’s my van! LOL! JK!

 

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[najer]

The first cat we had backed my dad's Jack Russel terrior into his arms once it remembered it was his territory, next door saw it back a fox into the hedge, never came back with a mark on him.

 

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[sfin52]

They sell it in a bottle its called speed may or may not be legal

 

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One hundred years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The s-tables have turned

 

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My online dating profile states that I have a comfy corner office with views of the entire city, I drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I’m paid to travel. For some reason, my dates are always upset when they find out I’m a bus driver.