The Miracle Tank

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Teachers these days tell kids not to worry about spelling because now there’s autocorrect on all their devices. And for that, I am infernally grapefruit!

 

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When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Pardon my French” after a swear word. I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked if we knew any French.

 

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A ghost walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.”

 

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[najer]

"Dear aunty Red, I nip his corals and then just smile at him, go girl power!" :)

 

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Don’t worry about all that stuff they’re saying about your phone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!

 

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[Lowell Lemon]

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That's going to work just fine with all the mandatory electric cars on the West coast by 2030 in Washington State now. Executive order by our governor....hahaha. That is after they breach a few local dams that currently generate enough electricity to power 300,000 plus homes. You just can't make this stuff up for a comedy show.:beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes::zany-face:

 

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A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.” “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist,” suggests the collie. “I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

 

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Somebody should make a beer called “occasionally.” That way when someone asks me if I drink I can say, “I only drink occasionally.”

 

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