The Miracle Tank

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

An Irishman, Mick, was on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.” He had already won 500,000 euros. “You’ve done very well,” said the presenter, “but for a million euros, you’ve only got one lifeline left, phone a friend. “Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? A) Sparrow B) Thrush C) Magpie D) Cuckoo. “I don’t know,” said Mick. “I’ll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy.” Paddy wasn’t the smartest, but Mick had his number memorized. Mick rang and repeated the question to Paddy. “Dat’s simple. It’s a cuckoo!” Paddy said, “Are you sure? There’s a lot of money on this!” “Yes!” Mick hung up the phone and said, “I’ll go with cuckoo.” “Is that your final answer?” asked Chris. “Yup.” There was a pause then the presenter screamed, “Cuckoo is correct! You’ve won one million euros!” Mick called Paddy. “Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven’s name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn’t build its own nest?” “Well, duh! Because he lives in a clock!”

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

Police have finally arrested the World Tongue Twister champion.
They say he will be given a very tough sentence.

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

A man went to a job interview. He was being interviewed for a big sales position at a pretty large company. The sales manager said to the man, “I want you to sell me this laptop.” The man put it under his arm, left the building and went home. Later that day he got a phone call from the manager: “Bring my laptop back now! You can’t steal it like that!” The man responded, “Okay. $1,000 and it’s yours.”

 

[vetteguy53081]

Its that time of the year

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[MrsBugmaster]

Yes, that would be great!

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

Ever wonder …
• Why you never see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
• Why doctors and lawyers call what they do “practice”?
• Why the man who invests all your money is called a “broker”?
• Why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?