The Miracle Tank

[vetteguy53081]

 

[fishguy242]

:)

 

[vetteguy53081]

Last week I tripped over my bike and really hurt myself. So I moved it into another room. But the next day, forgetting I moved it, I tripped again. So I moved it into another room. The next day, again I forgot, and I tripped again and got hurt. So I moved it. The next day…well, gosh, it’s a vicious cycle!!

 

[najer]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[Fin]

I saw this on FB today and this is the only group that would appreciate it.

 

[najer]

 

[vetteguy53081]

A woman phoned her husband on a cold day in Minnesota.
Wife: “The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on a toilet.”
Husband: “What…?? Send me a picture.”



Incidentally, it was negative 4 degrees out. That was the temperature and not a toilet - W O W

 

[fishguy242]

:)

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[fishguy242]

i am quoting Katrina from today... :)
................................................................................. "I love y'all" ...

 

[fishguy242]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

You gotta be kidding Mother Nature!!

 

[sfin52]

 

[najer]

I love snow when it is nowhere near me! :)

 

[MERKEY]

She really is being rude to you guys!

She's almost all sunny in the PNW and 70s today :)

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

Today’s thought​

“Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes…including you.”

 

[vetteguy53081]

A bald man got a great deal on a wig today – only $1!
It was a small price toupee.