The Miracle Tank

[vetteguy53081]

Today's drivers. . . . smh

 

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Last night I ordered a glass of wine with my dinner. I was a little surprised when the waiter asked to see my I.D. “Do I look that young?” I asked. “No,” he responded. “I was checking to see if you qualified for the senior discount.”

 

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This is real
Woman orders a hot wing meal from KFC - Guess its real Chicken

 

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From a friend of mine's trail cam on his property in SW Louisiana. Lots of wildlife around here. This is a mom and two of her young ones. She has three.

 

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How to write “I changed a lightbulb” on your resume:

“Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of a new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and no safety incidents.”

 

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What happens if you eat aluminum foil?
You sheet metal!

 

[ScottB]

I had one of these hanging from a tree limb. It worked for squirrels, but the racoons were able to solve the problem pretty quickly. The hanging bracket can be pried free of the canister.

 

[vetteguy53081]

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
Quacks in the pavement.

 

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[vetteguy53081]

Why couldn’t the sailor learn his alphabet?
He kept getting lost at C.

 

[fishguy242]

RED... n blue...