These days everyone’s going 80%, 90%, 95% even, with their sales. Ha!! Child’s play, utterly Laughable! This is it guys. Absolute F-I-R-E FIRE!!! This is the one you’ve been waiting for. I mean HOLY CRAP!!! Like seriously. I am like literally trembling here! This is WAY NUTSO!!! I can’t believe I’m even doing this. And I will probably regret it when the dust settles. But all for the love of the dollar, er I mean coral. Yeah that’s it coral. FOR THE LOVE OF CORAL!!! SPS to be specific!
So Let’s get this rolling before I come to my senses. I am literally asking myself what the heck am I thinking here. "ADAM YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS????"
But here’s the thing. I AM SERIOUS!!!! I know you guys love sales, and love deep, deep, deep, discounts EVEN MORE!!! Well today my friends Battlecorals is going to deliver like no other vendor in history. THIS IS THE SALE OF THE DECADE!!!!
FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS EVERYTHING AT BATTLECORALS IS 110% OFF!!!! You read that right!
ONE HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT OFF!!! That’s right, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO PAY YOU TO BUY BATTLECORALS!!
Have I finally gone loco? ABSO-FLARPING-LUTELY!!! But I wouldn’t have it any other way amigos! MY INSANITY IS YOUR GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!!!
First, read all the rules please. This is very important.
THEN
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