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Let’s have some fun and see how good your imagination is at the same time! This is for fun only!

What’s the best advice you could give someone for setting up a saltwater reef aquarium? (BAD ADVICE ONLY)

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Fill it full with tap water and you'll never have to change water again.
Also the tank is optional, you dont really need that.
 
Start out with a case of good quality salt !

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You need an instrument to measure the sea salt. It called:

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The fish only grow to the size of the tank.
 
Fill it full with tap water and you'll never have to change water again.
Also the tank is optional, you dont really need that.

You must have been talking to my wife regarding your second point...whenever my kids say "daddy why won't you build us a swimming pool, I point toward the Pacific Ocean a few blocks to the north and say "you have the largest swimming pool in the world just down the street." And when I talk to my wife about upgrading my aquarium she points the same way and says "you have the largest aquarium in the world just down the street!"
 
And when I talk to my wife about upgrading my aquarium she points the same way and says "you have the largest aquarium in the world just down the street!"
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Of course you can put guppies in your reef tank! They'll be some of the most colorful fish in there!
 

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