Bad advice only please!!!

[revhtree]

Let’s have some fun and see how good your imagination is at the same time! This is for fun only!

What’s the best advice you could give someone for setting up a saltwater reef aquarium? (BAD ADVICE ONLY)

 

[Potatohead]

The salt part is not necessary

 

[Hemmdog]

Order your fish and coral first! Build the tank around your inhabitants.

 

[Crabs McJones]

Fill it full with tap water and you'll never have to change water again.
Also the tank is optional, you dont really need that.

 

[vetteguy53081]

Start out with a case of good quality salt !

 

[sg88]

If you can grow algae, you can grow anything.

 

[vetteguy53081]

You need an instrument to measure the sea salt. It called:

 

[reefing is my hobby]

Just use add some Morton's table salt to some tap water and you will be fine.

 

[Potatohead]

You can never, ever feed too much. The more the merrier I say.

 

[DrewBrees713]

Water is overrated.

 

[Peace River]

The fish only grow to the size of the tank.

 

[sg88]

Fill it full with tap water and you'll never have to change water again.
Also the tank is optional, you dont really need that.

You must have been talking to my wife regarding your second point...whenever my kids say "daddy why won't you build us a swimming pool, I point toward the Pacific Ocean a few blocks to the north and say "you have the largest swimming pool in the world just down the street." And when I talk to my wife about upgrading my aquarium she points the same way and says "you have the largest aquarium in the world just down the street!"

 

[revhtree]

Hahahahaha

 

[george51349]

You can test your water in the tank!
Simply add one bottle of testing fluid per ten gallons, and look for the changing colors!

 

[george51349]

Start out with a case of good quality salt !

Can I use Kosher?

 

[Crabs McJones]

And when I talk to my wife about upgrading my aquarium she points the same way and says "you have the largest aquarium in the world just down the street!"

 

[monti mike]

Of course you can keep a tang in a 10 gallon! It’s cozy!

 

[Vinman]

Test strips work great!

 

[Peace River]

Of course you can put guppies in your reef tank! They'll be some of the most colorful fish in there!

 

[Auquanut]

Aptasia? Any anemone is a good anemone.
Algae is a good thing. My tank is loaded with it and my parameters are perfect.