Brag about something no one cares about!

[backbayreef]

Wish I could

Your body hurts or you don’t have time? ;)

I can hibernate from 10pm to 10am - easy! lol

 

[SaltyWalty]

I’ve got cool cats that I spend way too much time and money on.

 

[backbayreef]

I’ve got cool cats that I spend way too much time and money on.

Traitor! I’m gonna squeal to your fish!!!

 

[Slocke]

I’ve got cool cats that I spend way too much time and money on.

@Reefing_addiction I know you want him/her

 

[BryanM]

Golf, I shot a 74, personal best.

 

[hoffmeyerz]

I survived raising two kids (well almost, they're both in their 20's) AND still married! (to a tea snob.. @JoJosReef ..who uses nothing but loose leaf) LOL

 

[exnisstech]

I farted today....twice.

And no one cares. We have a winner :rolling-on-the-floor-laughing:

 

[Nordy]

Yesterday, I was moving a new torch coral. My epoxy tube was in rough shape and I couldn’t get any epoxy outta the hardened tip. With Euphylia in wet hands, I couldn’t get the cap to unscrew, so I did what any other reefer would do that never sleeps and labors too much, I used my teeth to clench the cap to unscrew the tip off. A second later, epoxy erupted inside my mouth. I’m pretty sure I had some torch coral mucus on my fingers that went into my mouth in my reaction to remove the sticking globs. Determined to finish my reefing task, I finished the remount of my euphylia, put the lid on the tank and ate a bunch of carbon. Actually just took some charcoal caps, and brushed my teeth with baking soda. My teeth have never looked so good in that aftermath.

 

[voelter76]

I can plow through a significant portion of the alphabet in a single belch! Top that!!

 

[overseascarson]

I balanced a full academic course load while staying loyal to my water change and testing schedule

 

[FrugalReeferJon]

I work with live 277 volt equipment everyday at work.

 

[Paul B]

I have been using a hydrometer for nearly 20 years

Me too. Only maybe 40 years. :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:

So we are both good for this thread, because no one cares. :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:

 

[kevgib67]

Me too. Only maybe 40 years. :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:

So we are both good for this thread, because no one cares. :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:

I know someone else on R2R but I’m not going to call him out, I think he’s still in the closet. There’s probably more than we know.

 

[Red_Beard]

I can get my daughter's cat to bite me. Huckle cat likes to purr-fight. Gave me a purr-bite. Little scumbag...

 

[kevgib67]

My cat and dog are best friends.

 

[exnisstech]

My dog loves to lick my feet

 

[kevgib67]

My dog loves to lick my feet

Fake news! I see a little spot of peanut butter between the 3rd and 4th toe, nice try!

 

[hoffmeyerz]

Fake news! I see a little spot of peanut butter between the 3rd and 4th toe, nice try!

LOL
The real question is why you were zooming in on that pic, are you a member of the previously mentioned "Only Toes"??

 

[EricR]

LOL
The real question is why you were zooming in on that pic, are you a member of the previously mentioned "Only Toes"??

He was probably trying to figure out what kind of jam was used with the peanut butter.
Spoiler alert -- toe jam

 

[Kodock]

The nems I have for trade/sale are Sang Lee lineage