Cade Chaos Grimoire

[danieyella]

Been drafting an email to send tomorrow night if I don't hear anything by then.

 

[rmorris_14]

Been drafting an email to send tomorrow night if I don't hear anything by then.

Include a picture of your spears.

 

[danieyella]

Include a picture of your spears.

They're all in storage, all I have is my car machete

 

[F i s h y]

They're all in storage, all I have is my car machete

why do i feel like everyone should have a "car machete"

 

[Petcrazyson]

why do i feel like everyone should have a "car machete"

 

[rmorris_14]

why do i feel like everyone should have a "car machete"

I'm now in the market for one. Facebook marketplace.... "car machete" search yields 0 results... disappointing.

 

[fishguy242]

Amazon... ;) :grinning-face-with-big-eyes:

 

[Nate Chalk]

Tune for the vibe im sensing here :)

 

[danieyella]

why do i feel like everyone should have a "car machete"

I thought everyone did? Hmm...

 

[danieyella]

 

[Projects with Sam]

easier to get off on temporary insanity if you gorely attack someone with a machete... just need to be sure to finish the job so they cant show-up all disfigured in court.

 

[Troylee]

In Vegas we got car heaters… can’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Haha

 

[Mschmidt]

In Vegas we got car heaters… can’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Haha

although the machete is a level of cray cray they may not be expecting.

 

[Troylee]

although the machete is a level of cray cray they may not be expecting.

Oh we had one a few months back on the strip… a guy sliced up a couple show girls who laughed at him when asked for a picture with them.. one was killed.. smh…

https://www.borderreport.com/news/t...girls-for-photo-with-foot-long-knife-doc/amp/

 

[danieyella]

In Vegas we got car heaters… can’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Haha

Says you. This is FL. We do what we want

 

[Projects with Sam]

Says you. This is FL. We do what we want

given all the wildlife down there, I'd carry a bigassknife too.

 

[danieyella]

Email sent. Decided not to wait until tonight...

 

[Troylee]

Email sent.

 

[Stang67]

Email sent.

 

[danieyella]

Started it reminding them of all their screwups at the beginning, fluffed it with all their website guarantees that they've 100% not delivered on - as well as their recent "reassurance" that it would be shipping the first weekend of July, ended it asking if there's genuinely a lid being made, or if I should be reaching out to my bank to get money back.