Crimes against reefing...

[UncommonSense]

 

[Reginald Reefer III]

Using tap water to mix salt for a WC.

 

[NCsalt]

Check out my build thread page 5. IYKYK

 

[digitlhaze]

Keeping your magnetic algae scraper stuck to your tank 24/7.

 

[MegabiteOG]

Neglect of your livestock.
Chronically dirty glass.
Asking for advice and ignoring it all or never responding to the people who took time to answer.

 

[Tripod1404]

So I take it you won't be placing an order for a frag of my Smurf Nipples Stag any time soon then?

My rule of thumb is, the more ridiculous the name for a coral is, the more photoshopped the wysiwyg picture is.

No person who has confidence in their livestock would name it something like gorilla nipple zoa or octopussy chalice.

 

[christinna77]

Tilefish + no lid, even for a second? Nope. Put the lid back on, even if you're only leaving the room for a minute. I don't care if it's extra work. If the lid is off, your eyes stay on the tank at all times. Tilefish seem to wait for the exact moment you look away to launch themselves into another dimension.

Yes, I'm very passionate about this. Lol.

 

[tbrown]

Plastic decorations / ornaments.

But, what about the Sponge Bob and his Pineapple house??? Those are a staple!

 

[Tripod1404]

But, what about the Sponge Bob and his Pineapple house??? Those are a staple!

Every time some newbie puts a pineapple house in their tank, an Aiptasia spontaneously pops into existence inside the tank of a hardworking reefer.

 

[tbrown]

Every time some newbie puts a pineapple house in their tank, an Aiptasia spontaneously pops into existence inside the tank of a hardworking reefer.

Uh oh... How many Aiptasia have I caused then?

 

[JonoH]

Adding 'Ultra' and 'Rare' to Acropora to drive up sales and price...

 

[Reef Jedi]

Plot twist I’m a super tang police. Don’t let me catch you with a wrong size tank for a tang.

Take this for future use and call me for back up when needed lol I got your 6

 

[winxp_man]

Take this for future use and call me for back up when needed lol I got your 6

Thanks for the super good laugh!

10-4!!

 

[Chris_from_SoCal]

 

[fish_collector]

Letting your fish die from ich and velvet just because you think quarantine and copper is so much work

 

[Gumbies R Us]

Plastic decorations / ornaments.

This is one I would say. They always get algae on them, and they have the chance of leeching harmful chemicals into your tank depending on what they are made of

 

[Mr. Mojo Rising]

That one small arch in the middle of the tank and no other rock

 

[AlyciaMarie Verified Admin]

That one small arch in the middle of the tank and no other rock

 

[FrugalReeferJon]

Having a social media account and posting more than once a day every day showing how awesome your tank is. Humility is best when you have an awesome tank and doing this serves nobody but yourself.

 

[tbrown]

Using AI... AI can't even figure out how to get a delivery from Point A to Point B in a timely manner but we trust it to tell us which fish to add next or what our tank needs to be successful.

Ok, rant over. Stupid UPS and USPS.