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I am Mr. Bowman, and today we will be going over what you should have been learning in your life.
Yes, Johnnie, what is it?
Is it to not spend your college tuition on fish?
 
Good morning! It's a beautiful day, and so are all of you

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Good morning.
So the duelling gyre thread got me thinking and I have decided to break my cardinal rule and "mess with hardware". I'm going to rearrange my two reefwaves so that they are facing each other at opposite ends of the tank and see what happens. Hopefully the nems stay put!
 
Morning.
That reminds me of a story. One morning many years ago We were building a 60 story office building in Manhattan and we were having a big job meeting with all the main people. Owners, foreman's etc. (I was the electrician foreman) The plumbing foreman was this huge man, 6' 4", with a beard, Harley, tattoos and everything else that made him a formidable human being.

Some little snowflake at the meeting got up to complain that the diesel trucks coming into the 1st floor of the New construction job was making diesel fumes throughout the building.

So this big Plumbing foreman stood up holding one of those Christmas tree air fresheners and said.
"Maybe we should just hang these all around the job for the fumes" :p
 
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I walked into a new restaurant with my wife. It’s called “Karma.” We had heard good things about the food, so we were excited to see what they had to offer. The hostess sat us, filled our water glasses, then walked away. After a few moments of sitting without a menu, my wife was confused. She stopped a nearby waiter and asked, “Excuse me, could we please have two menus?
” The waiter responded, “There aren’t any menus. You get what you deserve.”
 
I walked into a new restaurant with my wife. It’s called “Karma.” We had heard good things about the food, so we were excited to see what they had to offer. The hostess sat us, filled our water glasses, then walked away. After a few moments of sitting without a menu, my wife was confused. She stopped a nearby waiter and asked, “Excuse me, could we please have two menus?
” The waiter responded, “There aren’t any menus. You get what you deserve.”
Nah, no way, I know what they would be serving me and I want no part of it....
 
I walked into a new restaurant with my wife. It’s called “Karma.” We had heard good things about the food, so we were excited to see what they had to offer. The hostess sat us, filled our water glasses, then walked away. After a few moments of sitting without a menu, my wife was confused. She stopped a nearby waiter and asked, “Excuse me, could we please have two menus?
” The waiter responded, “There aren’t any menus. You get what you deserve.”

I would have walked out. I would have left after waiting a few minutes with no menu let alone someone being rude.
 
Good morning everyone.

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