If you were a fish...

[Reef_Aquatics]

But mammals are fish
Just as orcas are dolphins, and dolphins are whales, and whales are mammals. Mammals are fish

Pretty sure whales and dolphins are not considered fish

 

[Slocke]

Pretty sure whales and dolphins are not considered fish

By most scientific definitions they are

On Being a Fish | Bret Weinstein | Inference

Humans are fish according to a cladistic understanding. In the first of a series on technical nomenclature, evolutionary theorist Bret Weinstein distinguishes clade, taxon, and monophyletic group from functional groupings, arguing that taxonomic labels should fully track cladistic relationships.

inference-review.com

 

[Savage Henry]

Any fish but one that is kept in an aquarium.

 

[Waters]

Maco shark.....fast, killer teeth, and high up on the food chain.

 

[JoeMars]

Probably a Mariana snailfish. Think about it; a whole region of the sea just for you and your buddies...

 

[AmateurAlchemist]

Unnecessarily snippy, always hungry, secretly a big water-pupper. I think I might be a tang…

 

[AlyciaMarie]

A midas blenny! Who doesn't love those guys?