I also don't do status Quo. I think many doctors and dentists just don't know how to get creative. I don't mean to make an artificial heart out of two tin cans and a hermit crab shell but they are so specialized now that if you don't have the exact thing they specialize in, they look at you like you have two heads. I was seeing double once when I turned my eyes to the side. It was fine if I was looking at a Supermodel because I saw two of them, but I went to this eye Dr. He was very weird looking and nerdy. So he says turn your eyes to the side and tell me how many fingers I am holding up. He holds up one finger and I say 2. He says, no, look again, and I say 2. Then he starts yelling at me and says, what are you looking at, I only have one finger up. I should have stuck my one finger up his nose. I said, I know you only have one finger up, but I see two, why do you think I am here? And I said, you know what? I am no longer here, Bye.
If you go to a cardiologist with a chest pain he will say you have a heart problem, but if you go to a urologist he will find a kidney stone, and a gynecologist will tell you, you are pregnant, while a proctologist will find things in places you didn't even know you had. He may even send you to an endocrinologist who will tell you your hormones are raging, probably from all the doctors you went to.
In our hobby you may have to go to a parisitologist because maybe you sucked up some tank water and swallowed ich. The only doctor you really don't want to go to is a coroner. But the good part about going to coroner's is that "you" don't have to pay them :becky: