The Daily Jokes Thread!

[revsgirl]

Everyone loves a good laugh, and I'm pretty sure we got some jokers on here! So this thread is for all the hilarity of R2R!! Got some funny stuff? Share it!! Help put a smile on someone's face today!

Please remember this is a family friendly site, so no naughty jokes allowed. :angel:

Let's see watcha got!

 

[JSB]

I've heard different versions of this one, but it is still funny:

A mama polar bear is out in the stream fishing, while her son is playing on the bank. After awhile, the baby polar bear comes over to his mother and says, "Mom, what kind of bear am I?," to which she replys,"You're polar bear, son." "Okay," he says and returns to the bank to play.

In a little while he comes back over and says, "Mom, what kind of bear am I?" "Why, you're a polar bear, son." "Hmmm...," says the baby, "Okay."And off he goes to play.

A little more time goes by and the baby polar bear comes back and says,"Mom, are you sure I'm a polar bear?" "Yes," the mama polar bear replies, "I'm sure you're a polar bear. Why don't you believe me?"

"'Cause I'm cold!" exclaims the baby bear.

 

[saltwater bob]

hehe:bigsmile:

 

[revsgirl]

LOL!

No one else has jokes?!?!?

 

[uall8up]

Why was 6 scared of 7?


Because 7 8 9 :bigsmile:

 

[rajkovich207]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Cause he didn't have any guts!!! Lol cheesey I know but I thought it was funny

 

[NanoNathan]

[h=2]What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?[/h]


[h=2]This tastes funny.[/h]

 

[kwandrsn]

Two fish in a tank... one looks at the other and says, can you drive this thing?

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[GHill762]

So this Sea cucumber walks up to a mollusk and, well he didn't really walk, and says, normally Sea cucumbers don't talk but everyone talks in a joke.....

Anyway, with friends like these, who needs anemones?

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[SeymourDuncan]

Neil Armstrong bites into Dori and says, "this don't taste like oranges?"

Houston replies, "Neil, check your altitude, that's the wrong tang."



"Live like tomorrow already happened. Yesterday is only 3 days ahead. Today will be here soon." And a link to my tanks https://www.reef2reef.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123851

 

[SeymourDuncan]

3 men are on a plane (or a jet, not a helicopter) and the wings all of the sudden get eaten by wing eating bacteria, which is irrelevant. The important part is that the three men are plummeting down to earth at very high speeds. Ok?

All of the sudden a genie appears and tells each man he can turn them into what ever they want, hoping each man picks something that can assist them in their decline.

The first man, who has 3 socks, says, "Well I think I want to be turned into an eagle?" The genie grants his wish and he gracefully flies away.

The second man gets the point, so he asks, "will you turn me into a butterfly?" The genie eyeballs him and then shrugs, granting him his less bold choice.

The third man is completely panicking, grabbing things, choking the genie...well finally the genie breaks loose and says, "make your wish before you run out of time!"

The man's first word was, "holy..

The genie assumed.

The man fell to the earth as a porous lump of poo and splattered right on the head of Donald trump, which he still wears to this day with a smile.

Moral of the story?
Use Travelocity




"Live like tomorrow already happened. Yesterday is only 3 days ahead. Today will be here soon." And a link to my tanks https://www.reef2reef.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123851

 

[kwandrsn]