The Miracle Tank

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[vetteguy53081]

An elderly couple who’d recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary were sitting on the sofa in their den when the wife asked, “Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?” He moved over and sat close to her. “Dear,” she continued, “do you remember how you used to hold me tight?” He reached over and held her tight.

“And,” she went on, “do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?” With that, her husband got up and started to walk toward the rear of the house.

“Where are you going?” she asked. “Well,” he answered, “I have to get my teeth.”

 

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GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS . . . . . . .

 

[vetteguy53081]

“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.”

 

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[Lowell Lemon]

Meals on wheels lol!

 

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[Crabby48]

Wow I guess we just decided to hijack her thread with pour nonsense but at least it’s still on top.

Shame how so many people was chased away that kept this place going and made friends and families. Thankfully we can all still be together without the site.
much love Katrina

 

[vetteguy53081]

Sylvester Stallone says he wants to make a movie about classical music.
He says, “I’ll play Beethoven.”
Jean-Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger is asked to be in the film and he says, “I’ll be Bach.”

 

[Fin]

It was fun while it lasted. :(

 

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[AydenLincoln]

Why is this entire build thread @vetteguy53081 posting memes and hijacking the post? :rolling-on-the-floor-laughing:

 

[vetteguy53081]

Why is this entire build thread @vetteguy53081 posting memes and hijacking the post? :rolling-on-the-floor-laughing:

Keeping it alive

 

[LadyMac]

 

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When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my French” after a swear word.
I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked if we knew any French.