There's something fishy about this build...

In Columbus for the week. Tuskfish is doing great so I’m not worried about it. Still imprisoned though.

Got stuck behind a guy driving today. Cut me off twice without signaling but he did signal right when in a right turn only lane. Unnecessary but considering the car was a BMW it was nice to know the blinkers do actually work very very occasionally.
My wife is considering buying a Mercedes from a friend. If I drive it, am I supposed to use the blinkers? I can't remember all the rules.
 
My wife is considering buying a Mercedes from a friend. If I drive it, am I supposed to use the blinkers? I can't remember all the rules.
With a Mercedes you use a blinker but you do have to tailgate and cut people off. Mercedes drivers are more considerate but also more aggressive. It's confusing.
 
With a Mercedes you use a blinker but you do have to tailgate and cut people off. Mercedes drivers are more considerate but also more aggressive. It's confusing.
What about Mini Coopers? My old supervisor is trying to sell me his Mini.
 
What about Mini Coopers? My old supervisor is trying to sell me his Mini.
Their drivers, in my experience, are charming but kind of pervy and say things like “groovy”.
 
Mercedes is like the bmw, built to drive. But for the driving enthusiasts who is tierd of their license being in jeopardy- so they get the heavier slower car that spends half the time in the shop because it half way to being a Chrysler.
 
And I thought mini's were female cars.. .(?) Sister company to bmw, but smaller/ more maneuverable for those less "spatially aware"...
What are you talking about? Their obviously built for robbing banks and everyone knows females don't rob banks.
 
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What about Mini Coopers? My old supervisor is trying to sell me his Mini.
I believe you have to wear leather driving gloves. It will go well with your hipster image.
 
My wife is considering buying a Mercedes from a friend. If I drive it, am I supposed to use the blinkers? I can't remember all the rules.
I thought those were just for show, you mean they actually work?
 
Mercedes is like the bmw, built to drive. But for the driving enthusiasts who is tierd of their license being in jeopardy- so they get the heavier slower car that spends half the time in the shop because it half way to being a Chrysler.
Sounds like my brother in laws AMG lol. Years of watching Top Gear has only taught me the car stereotypes.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They are very efficient but not very funny.
 
Sounds like my brother in laws AMG lol. Years of watching Top Gear has only taught me the car stereotypes.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They are very efficient but not very funny.
And amg's are the good ones, not the base model.(and I compare to the "good" bmw's).

Sometimes stereotypes just happen to based on a long history of truth. It's not right to assume, but that doesn't mean it’s wrong. I could name several but I won't, I think we all can :thinking-face:
 
German - over engineered
American - plastic, fast in straight line only
Italian - pretty, but often lacking in other departments
English - ambitious but badly built
Japanese - reliable, but unambitous
French - yawn
Korean - you’re telling me Hyundai and Honda are different?!
 

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