At least your LA shipment seems to have been less shocking than mine I got today...
3 butterflyfish and a puffer, as well as 5 small trochus snails. You reacted to my post on Frank's thread about the species mix-up, so you saw that part.
What I did not mention there is that all 4 fish bags (double bagged, even, as usual) had lost 3/4 of the water and the fish were extremely limited in space due to the collapsed bag. Two fish showed skin wounds, probably from thrashing against the bag. The heat packs were submerged in the Styrofoam shipping box and were cold.
Strangely, the inner Styrofoam box had been taped shut inside the cardboard shipping box, but someone had cut the tape open completely around the cooler. The shipping box tape was intact, though.
Thankfully, after immediately moving the fish into my acclimation 5-gallon bucket with an air stone and some quarantine tank water, they revived pretty quickly during my typical acclimation process and all 4 seem to be doing well in the quarantine tank now.
I still don't know what happened to cause all the water leaks. Oddly enough, the snail bag was still full of water (other than the typical needed airspace). Must have been an inexperienced worker that packed my fish, or something like that.
Aren't the ponies the wrong colors, though? They all look yellow instead of black, red, white, and pale...
Seriously, though, I think this is an interesting suggestion!