Good Morning!

WVNed · Mar 12, 2020

and then there is our pile of right socks after the left ones disappear into another dimension in the washer.
Something about the rotational frequency of the spin cycle interacting with the magnetic oscillations of the earth.

You just floss the crack and toss.

WiscoFishNut · Mar 12, 2020

Good morning! Have an order of snails arriving today from FL. Thankfully they can't carry corona virus.. In more important news the St.Paddy's day parade in Chicago got postponed :( Surely all the alcohol consumed would kill the virus?

The Aquatic Arsenal · Mar 12, 2020

Good morning everyone. If anyone finds a good source for toilet paper, let me know. I am thinking about selling TP packs in quantities of 4, 8 , and 12 for cheap. I was thinking something like a 4 pack for a $100. I did see this the other day

Mhart032 · Mar 12, 2020

MrsBugmaster said:
Just get one of these! No need for all the tp. Washes and dries you.
Toto toilet

That video reminded me of my 5 year old nephew trying to go pee at the home depot in there display toliet. and of course at 5yrs old its pants and underwear down to the ankles..

Fudsey · Mar 12, 2020

I will never understand why people would feel the need to "stock up" on toilet paper...... Seriously???

WVNed · Mar 12, 2020

My dog can eat most anything, drink from any puddle he finds, doesn't need to change clothes depending on the weather and doesn't care if we have enough toilet paper in the house.
Finding a nice stick makes him happy all day.

I find myself envying him a bit today.

Ah the pleasant sound of the cat spitting up a hairball upstairs.

WVNed · Mar 12, 2020

When you have crap for brains it is important to always have enough toilet paper.

mch1984 · Mar 12, 2020

Good morning everybody, been a while since I've been on this thread. I promise I did not just now wake up.

siggy · Mar 12, 2020

Fudsey said:
I will never understand why people would feel the need to "stock up" on toilet paper...... Seriously???

Wife, three daughters and two granddaughters, that's a lot of tinkling ;Wideyed It used to drive me nutz the amount of TP used daily when the girls were small. I would go through 4 rolls daily :mad: When girls hear shortage of TP it gets their panties in a bunch ;Woot

Fudsey · Mar 12, 2020

Not pertaining to your situation... But why would there be a shortage of tp is just my question. I can't imagine going into a store and seeing the tp aisle bare because they sold out. Are people buying dozens of packages because they will run out??

Peace River · Mar 12, 2020

siggy · Mar 12, 2020

I think folks are worried abut shipments coming in from china. So if the wife is nervous about TP, I'll get her truck load because roses go bad in a week.

ScottB · Mar 12, 2020

Fudsey said:
Not pertaining to your situation... But why would there be a shortage of tp is just my question. I can't imagine going into a store and seeing the tp aisle bare because they sold out. Are people buying dozens of packages because they will run out??

I don't get it either really. I guess folks are countering the risk of 2 week quarantine/isolation.

Mhart032 · Mar 12, 2020

siggy said:
Wife, three daughters and two granddaughters, that's a lot of tinkling ;Wideyed It used to drive me nutz the amount of TP used daily when the girls were small. I would go through 4 rolls daily :mad: When girls hear shortage of TP it gets their panties in a bunch ;Woot

This is sooo true, I lived by myself, went through one of the big packs from sams in 2 years. got married.. it lasts 5 months... im like whats happening here?