Please THINK before talking to your tank!

[Miami Reef]

I set up my coral QT tank today. I added dry rocks and new water — it’s a brand new system.

The phosphates were 0, so I got a calculator and dosed it up. In fact, I dosed a little extra because I knew the rocks needed to get saturated.

I enthusiastically said out loud, “Now you’re enriched with P!”

I had to do a double take. What did I just say? Come again? Pardon???

I-

 

[Cichlid Dad]

 

[Red_Beard]

Enriched with p... lol

 

[Crabs McJones]

 

[BristleWormHater]

The coral:

The clean up crew:

 

[littlefoxx]

Lol I thought me calling all my eels cuties was bad… you got me beat

 

[Slocke]

https://www.reef2reef.com/threads/human-urine.1045978/

 

[Slocke]

I set up my coral QT tank today. I added dry rocks and new water — it’s a brand new system.

The phosphates were 0, so I got a calculator and dosed it up. In fact, I dosed a little extra because I knew the rocks needed to get saturated.

I enthusiastically said out loud, “Now you’re enriched with P!”

I had to do a double take. What did I just say? Come again? Pardon???

I-

I’ve always thought Phosphorus should have the symbol Ph not P. Palladium can have P and then Platinum should always have been Pl. Also whoever gave Proctactinium Pa is insane.

 

[stE26wy14]

only if there was an element that started with a d

 

[Red_Beard]

...periodically i also enjoy elemental humor.

 

[Tamberav]

Your family is probably going to have a talk with you..

 

[Slocke]

Also @Miami Reef I have a chemistry problem for you. Can Phosphorus form a bond with the hydroperoxide ion? And if so what would the molecular formula be?

 

[Miami Reef]

Also @Miami Reef I have a chemistry problem for you. Can Phosphorus form a bond with the hydroperoxide ion? And if so what would the molecular formula be?

If P is this thread, then will POOH be the next one?

 

[Miami Reef]

Thanks guys for the laugh. Lol

 

[Slocke]

If P is this thread, then will POOH be the next one?

Ahh thanks
You should add that to your tank and announce it!

 

[gbroadbridge]

The only time I talk to my tank is when it's giving me a hard time, and usually the letter P is nowhere to be seen.

 

[Crabs McJones]

The only time I talk to my tank is when it's giving me a hard time, and usually the letter P is nowhere to be seen.

I've said words that don't even make sense sometimes

 

[Red_Beard]

Thanks guys for the laugh. Lol

No sir, we thanka you

 

[Gumbies R Us]

I set up my coral QT tank today. I added dry rocks and new water — it’s a brand new system.

The phosphates were 0, so I got a calculator and dosed it up. In fact, I dosed a little extra because I knew the rocks needed to get saturated.

I enthusiastically said out loud, “Now you’re enriched with P!”

I had to do a double take. What did I just say? Come again? Pardon???

I-

I'm guessing the fish in your tank looked at you with confusion, haha

 

[Randy Holmes-Farley Verified Community Expert]

I’ve always thought Phosphorus should have the symbol Ph not P. Palladium can have P and then Platinum should always have been Pl. Also whoever gave Proctactinium Pa is insane.

My favorite is Tropic Marine trace supplement K+ which does not contain any of the element K+. lol