Followed by S.next was supposed to be "P", you broke the chain Paul!
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Followed by S.next was supposed to be "P", you broke the chain Paul!
CRASH'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''. No, not my tank, don't be silly, I have an undergravel filter so my tank don't crash. It was my knee that crashed. I went tomy knee surgeon for a tune up on my new knee which has not been working well and I am not up to my 20,000 mile check up. The thing hurts and the reason I got the thing was to stop the pain and allow me to resume my Male modeling job and bungee jumping.
The physicians assistant comes in and pokes my knee on the side and before she could ask if that hurts, I was half way to the ceiling. I said WHAT WAS THAT??? She said, that is the ligament that is inflamed. I said, YOU THINK!!!.
She said, Thats not good. I said YOU THINK!!!
So the surgeon who replaced my knee comes in and picks up my foot. I said Now don't twist that thing. He says, I Won't. So he sticks his finger in a place at the bottom of my knee cap and before he can say, Does that hurt, I am past the center point to the ceiling.
He says, Thats not good. So he tells me, this only happens to one in 3,000 patients. He told me that once before. I asked, do you think you can rummage through the dumpster and find my old knee to put it back in? ;Wideyed
From his expression I could see that He can't or won't do that. He tells me I have two problems. I have tendinitis in this ligament on the left side of my knee and I have this neuroma on the front of the knee cap. I wanted to say, No I had one problem, I let you operate on my knee. Then he said, "This is very interesting". Those were not the words I would have chosen.
I said just shoot it up with cortizone. He said he doesn't want to do that because cortizone next to metal causes,,,,,,I could swear he was going to say rust, But he said infections. It is almost boating season and I don't have time for this. So he upped my anti inflamatory meds and said come back in 6 weeks. If that doesn't work, we (meaning him, unless he has a mouse in his pocket because I ain't going to help) will have to open up the knee (like it's a jar of peanut butter) and remove that tendon and replace it. "Replace it with what?" Like a piece of bicycle tube, beef jerky, Silly Putty. He didn't elaborate.
I will be in the Caribbean then, probably on crutches anyway so I hope we don't have to go that route.
So on the way home we have to go to an Italian Market because where we moved to we can't get good Italian food and we are both Italian so we need the right food. Not make believe Italian American food, but the real thing. In the store I am limping from my left knee so my right hip goes out. This market is great and they have stuff all over the place that you can sample, which I do. So I start limping worse and I almost fell to the floor from the pain. But on my way down, from the corner of my eye, I notice some home made, fresh mazareli (I can't spell that but we Italians call it Mootzadella with the emphisize on the Mootz) That gave me the strength to rise up and stick a tooth pick in it for a sample. Delicious. Now I am going down again and my wife SCREAMS,, "PAUL". Just then I notice a table with home made Italian bread and sauce. (We Italians call it gravy, I don't know why) But it was towards the door so I managed to get up enough to dip the bread into the sauce and take a bite. Fantastic. I was having a lot of trouble standing so I hobbled over to a table of pepperoni just in time. Anyway, these tables of great and were in line towards the door which is how i made my way to my car.
I texted my wife from there and told her that I missed a couple of cheeses if she could grab me some samples.
At home I grabbed some pain meds and a nice glass or Grand Marnier.
I think fetish for someSupermodels love retired, bald electricians with a bad knee. It's a quirk of theirs.
This morning I was in my workshop spit shinning my boots and as I was looking at the tank, I noticed everything was so "up" and colorful. The fish are always up but the corals looked really open and awake so I decided to test my Alk which was like 5 for the last few months. I have a very old test kit but I tested it and saw that it is up to 8 now which is pretty good. Of course I had to add a half gallon of Alk but it worked. The next time I change water from here I will have to check that as we don't have "many" hard corals around New York so I assume our water doesn't need any alk.
Last week I re did both our bathrooms (even though the place was built 7 months ago) I made mine into a Real Man's Bathroom so no one mistakes it for a Girly, Sissy Man bathroom.
Before anyone asks what my wife thinks, she bought me the WW 2 metal posters.
(I bought the diamond plate that goes all the way around, as the posters do.)