You might be a reefer if.......

Your wife is Jealous that you spend to much time in the reef room.
Your wife spends to much time in the reef room.
You wake up having nightmares and have to check on your reef and corals.
You cant sleep the other half of the time because your too busy trying to figure out something that is perplexing you about your reef.
You just spent your whole entire stimulus check- Plus pre spent the next one on your reef.
 
You might be a reefer - if youve had thoughts about turning your backyard pool into a giant saltwater aquarium
Wait.. you mean my pool doesn't need salt
 
You immediately thought of ways to spend your stimulus money on your tank.
Actually did spend my check on my tank. Even had a literally a couple dollars left.
 
your might be a reefer if.. you pre TASTE your salt mix and use a reefractometer just to verify
You might be a reefer if -
Your jealous because you didnt think of this first.
Now I got a new problem
 
You might be a reefer if you have a 50lb of ammonium chloride... KEEP IT GOING!
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You might be a reefer, if, you talk only to your tank, and no longer to your wife....
 
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