You might be a reefer if.......

Wife asks for kitchen island. I immediately begin to incorporate and negotiate an aquarium into the design..

Love it! I wouldn't even ask for the kitchen island...I would say how are we going to tear out these walls to incorporate a gigantic tank?? :D
 
Love it! I wouldn't even ask for the kitchen island...I would say how are we going to tear out these walls to incorporate a gigantic tank?? :D
You must be a reefer for sure when your sign reads. Must Stay Away From Live Sales!
 
You might be a reefer if you are overheard discussing bam bams, hallucinations, purple haze, sunny D's, and oompa loompas and you are NOT speaking slang language for drugs
Your definently a reefer head when you realize most of these strains are already named after drugs!
 
You might be a reefer if your wife tells you Costco is out of water and your reply is "don't worry, our water is better anyway"
Yep... ro for drinking... just happen to have di for 20200421_222904.jpg reef *cough*
 

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IF A LONGER TRIP GETS UNEXPECTEDLY EXTENDED, WHAT’S YOUR BACKUP PLAN FOR THE TANK?

  • I keep an experienced reefer friend on call who can check in and cover extra days

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • A non-reefer friend or family member can follow my instructions

    Votes: 4 44.4%
  • Automation and remote monitoring should buy me time

    Votes: 4 44.4%
  • I have a local aquarium service or store I can call

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • I don’t have a real backup plan. So, yes, I’d be sweating

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • I don't wanna think about this question. La la la la la la...

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