You might be a reefer if.......

Wife asks for kitchen island. I immediately begin to incorporate and negotiate an aquarium into the design..

Love it! I wouldn't even ask for the kitchen island...I would say how are we going to tear out these walls to incorporate a gigantic tank?? :D
 
Love it! I wouldn't even ask for the kitchen island...I would say how are we going to tear out these walls to incorporate a gigantic tank?? :D
You must be a reefer for sure when your sign reads. Must Stay Away From Live Sales!
 
You might be a reefer if you are overheard discussing bam bams, hallucinations, purple haze, sunny D's, and oompa loompas and you are NOT speaking slang language for drugs
Your definently a reefer head when you realize most of these strains are already named after drugs!
 
You might be a reefer if your wife tells you Costco is out of water and your reply is "don't worry, our water is better anyway"
Yep... ro for drinking... just happen to have di for 20200421_222904.jpg reef *cough*
 

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WHICH TYPE OF MISTAKE TAUGHT YOU YOUR MOST EXPENSIVE REEFKEEPING LESSON?

  • Moving too quickly or adding too much at once

    Votes: 5 29.4%
  • Skipping—or shortening—quarantine or dipping

    Votes: 4 23.5%
  • Buying the wrong equipment the first time

    Votes: 4 23.5%
  • Ignoring maintenance, warning signs, or redundancy

    Votes: 4 23.5%
  • Chasing numbers or making too many changes

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • Choosing incompatible fish, corals, or invertebrates

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • Poor aquascaping or tank-design decisions

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Failing to research an animal’s needs

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Trusting bad advice

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • Doing something on the tank when you should've gone to bed

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • Something else—tell us below

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • I’m still waiting for my first expensive lesson!

    Votes: 2 11.8%
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