Holy cow, that sounds truly amazing! Did you write all the software/code for it? I am guessing you must have if it lives in it's own environment.Over the past few weeks, I built my own AI assistant called Jarvise. It runs entirely on hardware I already own. No cloud, no subscriptions, no sending data off to someone else’s servers. It’s basically my own private version of ChatGPT, except it lives in my closet.
It runs on a pair of high end GPUs I had sitting around, and together they power a language model that’s honestly on par with the stuff people pay for. When I ask it something, it doesn’t just respond, it actually thinks through the problem and takes action.
That’s the part that changes everything. Most AI tools tell you what to do. Jarvise just does it.
If I ask it to build a web app, it writes the code, tests it, and deploys it on my network without me touching anything. I already put that to the test. It built a fully working task manager from scratch and shipped it on its own.
It can also handle images. Drop in a screenshot, photo, or diagram, and it switches to a vision model, figures it out, and switches back in a couple seconds. It feels seamless.
On top of that, it has access to my other machines. It knows all five computers on my network and can log into them, run commands, move files, restart services, basically act like an automated sysadmin while it’s solving whatever I asked.
Everything streams back in real time through a clean chat interface. It supports file uploads, formatted output, images, and it keeps track of my setup so it always has context.
Short version: I built a fully private, self hosted AI that runs on my own hardware, understands my environment, writes and deploys real software, and never sends my data anywhere else.
And now the big question: can it keep track of your kids? lol

