Remember in the Disney movie "Fantasia", when Mickey Mouse was mopping the floor, and then the mops were coming out from all over the place and they started to mop the floor by themselves. Then there were buckets spilling water in torrential torrents making what looked like Noah's Flood, pouring out of the windows, Tiny mushrooms grew really large and they were also dancing in the water and the music was a crescendo of drums, harps, bugles and you were sure Micky would drown.
Remember that!
Well this post has nothing to do with that. ;Wideyed
We go out to eat probably to much but most of the time it is Italian or seafood. Of course we live on an Island jutting out into the sea so we are surrounded by seafood. I grew up in my Dad's sea food store so I was always surrounded by dead fish, live lobsters, crabs and snails.
I used to get my toy military tank on the floor on the saw dust and shoot those crustaceans who I am sure hated me. ;Sour
There are a lot of great Seafood restaurants here especially Italian seafood restaurants and if you can pronounce anything, it can't be good. (and if the Mob eats there, you know it's excellent because the chef doesn't want to wake up sleeping next to a sea horse head. ;Shifty
The great places have a chief from Italy and they brought their recopies. My family was all from the same tiny fishing village in Sicily called Sciacca so I grew up on great seafood. (I was born in Brooklyn)
If Christ were to come to that village now, he would feel right at home as it hasn't changed in the 2,000 years since he probably ate there.
(Maybe he got lost in that fishing boat with Saint Peter, who was just a Saint in training then, sort of like a "Pre Saint" or Saint Noob)
It could happen as the GPSs or Gypasis as I call them for short were not that accurate as they had to be filled with Frankincense and Myrrh which was always hard to come by. Sort of like Ambergris. Which is whale snot. ;Vomit
I actually have Frankincense here because years ago I invented this cream that I used on my Man hands because I usually worked outside and they would get all chapped so I made this stuff. I don't use it any more but my wife loves the stuff and uses it on her face. She feels it makes her look like Gina Lollobrigida . Since she loves the stuff her friends use it to so to make it Girly smelling, I add Frankincense which I guess is what Gina Lollobrigida smells like. :)
But, I also like to cook it. I make a mean stuffed calamari and Manhattan Clam chowder.
I didn't include recopies in my book, but maybe the next book I will add some things you can do with fish that died in quarantine. :oops:
This is that fishing Village my family comes from. Sciacca. We were there a few years ago. I embarrassingly don't speak Italian (my Dad died when I was 10) so we hired a translator. She was about 18, gorgeous and looked like Sophia Loren, boots, leather vest and all.
She had no money but her outfit was a fortune and I think she toggle bolted her cell phone to her head because I never saw her put it down. She must have had an Oldsmobile battery in that thing and she also smoked maybe 14 packs of cigarettes. I think now she is on "Lung Cancer Weekly" magazine. ;Bucktooth
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We were walking down the street looking for my Grand Father's house and she was asking people directions.
We came upon this guy and she was asking him things in Italian and he was answering while she translated to us.
This went on for 5 or 10 minutes and I heard the guy say something in English.
I said, Wait a minute, you speak English! He said, Yes, I spent 30 years in Bayonne New jersey.
Like Duh, why are you talking to the translator?
Maybe they don't have high schools there, I don't know.
But my last name is like Smith here and half the people in that town have my name including the Mayor. We were treated like Royalty and couldn't pay for anything, not even dinner which was a plate of baby octopus and fish that looked like purple tangs. :cool: