Good Morning!

ScottB · Mar 12, 2020

Toilet paper is the new bitcoin.

This discussion has really gone down the toilet.

Mhart032 · Mar 12, 2020

ScottB said:
Toilet paper is the new bitcoin.

This discussion has really gone down the toilet.

lol

WVNed · Mar 12, 2020

Selling sheets down on the corner for one buck each.

WVNed · Mar 12, 2020

The toilet paper riots are coming. Prepare yourselves.

The Aquatic Arsenal · Mar 12, 2020

So I am thinking about accepting TP as payment

I haven't been to the store un awhile and figured all this talk about TP being sold out was just being hyped up. Walked into Sam's Club and everyone was buying paper towels. Went to the Walmart next door, completely sold out, so I asked a stocker if they had more in the back lol. Went to another Walmart, and they just had a few packs of Charmin left, so we bought two and felt guilty about it lol.

Peace River · Mar 13, 2020

Good morning. On the optimistic side...

That Crusso Kid · Mar 13, 2020

Good morning all you fabulous Salty Sickos!

Stay healthy and happy today!

Mhart032 · Mar 13, 2020

Good morning everyone!

The Aquatic Arsenal · Mar 13, 2020

siggy · Mar 13, 2020

Peace River said:
On the optimistic side...

Good morning. TP update! As of 9:35 pm I had 46.329 rolls in my household and that's after my wife tried to go out yesterday and buy more. Its sold out everywhere, so she bought a king-size pack of paper towels :rolleyes:
I think I'm sitting pretty :D

On a serious note, 3 local fast foods and the hobby lobby 3 miles from my house are flagged for transmitting the virus :confused:
A large factory next to them shut down, employees tested positive. I also found out there are only 300 tests in Michigan so as the test become available we will see a lot more. Same ole all Schools closed, we had tickets for Hamilton, canceled, no meat or bottled water in the stores, or lysol products and bleach. Getting real.

Ruben's Reef · Mar 13, 2020

Good morning All.. Hope you all have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend.

WVNed · Mar 13, 2020

Good morning.

AcroNem · Mar 13, 2020

Good morning everyone. Happy Friday the 13th (:

Yesterday I saw a couple with 4 carts, the only contents of which were 23 cases of water and ten big packs of TP. Which I thought was nuts because everywhere else is cleaned out and there wasn't really anything else in the store. I was saying last night it's a good thing we're always ready for crap like this.

WVNed · Mar 13, 2020

I am starting an eBay auction for exciting new types of high end toilet paper rolls. Beautiful photoshopped colors, exciting names.
Flaming Flatulence is starting at only $299.

If they are white when you receive them it is just stress from shipping. Place them in a dark storage cabinet for 6 months and they will color back up.

WVNed · Mar 13, 2020

The CDC has designated mascots for the virus outbreak.

Keep your heinie clean.

Instructional videos on how to mummy wrap your head with toilet paper if you can't find masks is on the CDC website.

Quietman · Mar 13, 2020

Mornin' all! Anyone for a bidet?

redfishbluefish · Mar 13, 2020

Simply don't understand this toilet paper/water/ and other things being emptied off the shelves....people are nuts!

Wife and I at Sam's for our normal shopping...water, milk and other items gone....bread supply low. Wife's comment was that it was like when that announce snow around here:

Just don't understand!