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Well played
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Don’t fall for this - it’s a sophisticated Man-In-The-Middle attack! It’s a strategy to win the prices and keep them to himself!

But if I somehow win, than I too will pass it over, because it’s Passover. Happy Holidays :)
Not sure "sophisticated" has ever been associated with me though...

Happy passover.
 
I will join this. And if I lose the main but win here, then I too will pass on the prize!

My criteria for winning:
Write a whimsical haiku about keeping a reef tank. Funniest one wins
Go
5) Next spring when my tank
7) crashes I will not weep much
5) cause I won free crap

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I will join this. And if I lose the main but win here, then I too will pass on the prize!

My criteria for winning:
Write a whimsical haiku about keeping a reef tank. Funniest one wins
Go
@Fish Styx is your Haiku guy!
 
I do loves me some Haiku!

Okay, here we go @VintageReefer:

Blue light shimmering
As the ocean's magic beckons
I'm bad with money

fin.

Flex, I don’t mean to
My reef, underwater rave
Hypnotic, bright, Flex
 
Well the poetry here is starting to remind me of the Photo of the Month contests where the rules of the game are not well defined, ime. SO I provide here the AI version of Haiku Rules that may help demonstrate how come I should be the winner.

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Haiku are typically written with a three-line structure, totaling 17 syllables: 5 in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. While there's no strict rhyme, a traditional haiku often includes a "cutting word" (kireji). Additionally, a kigo, or seasonal reference, is common.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
  • Three Lines: The haiku form consists of three lines.

  • 17 Syllables: The total number of syllables across all three lines is 17.

  • Syllable Count:
    • Line 1: 5 syllables.

    • Line 2: 7 syllables.

      • Line 3: 5 syllables.
    • No Rhyme: Haiku typically do not follow a rhyme scheme.
    • Kireji (Cutting Word): A kireji is a word or phrase that marks a transition or a shift in meaning, often placed at the end of the poem.
    • Kigo (Seasonal Reference): A kigo is a word or phrase that indicates a specific season.
    • Focus on Nature: Haiku often explore nature, but can also touch on other themes.
    • Imagery: Haiku tend to present vivid images or a single moment in time, according to the Poetry Foundation.
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  • Otherwise, we should maybe do Limericks?

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I’m not down with this. 🤣. Being one of the oldest members on this site and still not owning any r2r gear and I need a new top off haha! I’ve never won anything off this page. 🤪
 
Throwing down to the pros of the pros:

Corals blaze with light,
My reef sings in vibrant hues—
Theirs just waves goodnight.

And a limerick for Kris:
There once was a reef, bold and bright,
Its colors a dazzling sight.
Others look kind of gray,
Mine’s a sun-splashed ballet—
Even fish choose my tank each night!
 

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