On my way back from my morning walk a strange thing happened.
As I was nearing my house I saw this very bright light. It was so bright that I couldn't look straight into it.
I immediately realized that an Alien ship had landed right near my home.
For some reason it landed behind a parked Mack Truck.
I was amazed, aghast and scared at the same time and I knew that at any second I would be beamed aboard that ship and transported to an unknown galaxy where they would do un-heard of eerie, un-earthly experiments on me.
My mind raced and I immediately thanked God that earlier this morning I took a shower and put on clean underwear because my Mother always told me, if I had to go to a hospital or have any medical tests, make sure to have clean underwear on or they will throw you out.
I was in awe and too afraid to turn around and run so I kept walking to the light as if it had some kind of evil power over me.
I got closer and closer until I plainly saw it.
It was a Toyota Land Cruiser, and the sun was glaring off the side windows.
Then I had to go inside and change my underwear again.